Hug it out – bromance competition

January 11, 2013 at 7:14 am

Where I live, if someone gives you a hug, it’s from the heart- Steve Irwin

Sometimes, even in the toughest rounds on the final day of a tournament, the score doesn’t count. The ref calls time and your heart breaks, you just want the game to go on for fucking ever. You may have crushed them or they may have stomped all over your dreams of glory, but one thing is for certain, you love those sweaty bastards and the only thing that can satisfy you is to wrap your arms around them and maybe give them a couple good pelvic thrusts.

The tradition of man love runs deep in bicycle polo, both on court and off, in scenes that could make even Freddy Mercury blush. The team here at Goalhole want to celebrate the love that polo instills in your hearts and we are looking for the best photos from across the globe. First prize will be 2 shafts and 2 UHMW heads from Swallows polo. The prize will ship worldwide and the competition is open to everyone.

Below are some of our favourite loving moments to get you inspired.

*Photos of lady love are of course included in the competition too. Please make sure to have permission to use the photo and give credit to the photographer. Please include a brief summary of who is partaking in the polo love and why you think it is special!

Email your photos and summaries to goalholepolo@gmail.com

This competition will close on Valentines Day.

By Jamie Barber

Photographs by Stephanie Simcox and Richard Brown

Check out Swallows Polo products here and their facebook page here

Bike polo: Tell us how you started

December 4, 2012 at 7:28 am

Sydney Bike Polo back in the day

Last week we told you how the GOALHOLE crew began their illustrious polo careers.  Now we want to hear from you. How did you get started? What got you hooked? Write a lot or a little – we don’t care.  Just tell us how it happened and why it won’t stop. Kinda like Celebrity Rehab but without Dr Drew and without celebrities.

Send your story and a picture of yourself  to goalholepolo@gmail.com

First ever Australian Championships – Brisbane v Sydney 6 on 6 grudge match

Bike polo: how did you get started?

November 30, 2012 at 6:59 am

Jamie Barber – Brisbane, Australia

Started playing late 2008? I had just received 2 lots of Kevin Rudd economic stimulus money and had recently lost my licence. I went to a bike shop in the city who were having a sale and bought a Bianchi Pista on sale, not knowing it was the Hyundai Excel of hipster transportation.

It came brake less with no foot retention and I crashed pretty hard on the way home. I went to my local bike shop, Fusion, to get a brake and clips. They told me of a fixed/single speed group ride that happened every Thursday at Gear Shop, west end. Some of the guys told me to come down and have a hit. Simon Mitchell gave me a mallet to borrow and I spent the next few months riding drops and track gearing and generally being a liability to my own safety. I also really enjoyed freestyle fixed riding and spent a lot of time doing that rather than playing polo.

Melbourne Nationals 2009 was when I realized that I really enjoyed polo and polo related travel.

Ollie Wykeham – Brisbane, Australia

I started playing polo the same week I started riding a track bike. Two courier friends, Benee and Will, introduced me to track bikes mid 2009 and helped me build my first bike. This was during a really tough time for both of them, I am thankful for the help and support they provided me, I feel that helping a n00b like me out was cathartic for them.

They told me to come down to Musgrave park (The ‘Grave) on Sunday, introduced me to the polo crew, threw a mallet in for me and basically said “You must play”. It was awesome to have that solid push into it, as we all remember how intimidating polo can seem from the sideline (this was in the days of brakeless fixed polo, in my memory there seemed to be more crashes). I crashed early on, broke my brake leaver, bent my calliper and thought “I can do this”.

To be honest I used to come down for the social aspect and to learn tricks, not to play polo. I would usually only play one game in the afternoon at the most, preferring beers, chats and heckles. Brisbane has always had a very social scene and it wasn’t till we hosted the second Australian nationals in 2010 that I came to appreciate competitive polo, before that I just saw it as something social and a way to become better on a bike. After Nats I got a polo gearing, build my own mallet and started playing every game I could (read: became a proper addict!)

I will always be grateful to Benee and Will for introducing me to bike polo and cycling.

Bennett Rust – Gold Coast, Australia

The jerk of the sport.

I started playing polo in August 2010 a few weeks before nationals at Brisbane. There was only about 4 or 5 of us playing for the few first weeks just trying to figure out play and ride at the same time. My first bike was an old mountain bike with a welded sprocket on the rear to make it fixed it was clumsy but it was an awesome first bike to figure it all out.

Virginia Castellan – Sydney, Australia

I started playing in early 2009 (I think).  I used to go and watch some friends play on Sundays near my house.  At that time bike polo in Sydney was stupidly rough -  as in mallets being thrown through people’s wheels just to take them down.  People seemed to be going for the player first and the ball second. I was pretty sure there was no way I would ever want to play. One afternoon I was sufficiently inebriated to think it was a good idea to jump on for a game.  I ended up having a really good time, and not just because they didn’t throw any mallets at me.

A couple of weeks later Lewis Ciddor was putting on the first ever Sydney Bike Polo tournament and convinced me to play. After that I realised I needed to play twice a week. Six months later I was playing at the Australian Nationals. Since then I have not travelled anywhere that didn’t involve a tournament or polo of some kind.

We want to hear your stories of how you got hooked on bike polo.  Send your tale of addiction to goalholepolo@gmail.com with a picture of yourself.

Polo shirts of the week – 4/11/12

November 4, 2012 at 8:00 am

Alfie from Team Warin at the London Open 2012

Sloppy Bros shirt from Indianapolis designed by Kyle Poose and sent in by Nick Nacrelli

Want to see more shirts?  You need to go here.

Got a favourite polo shirt?  We’d love to see it.  Send your photos to goalholepolo@gmail.com.

We got it covered.. part 7

November 3, 2012 at 6:30 am

For more amazing wheel covers go here.

Got a favourite wheel cover?  We’d love to see it.  Send your photos to goalholepolo@gmail.com.

Polo shirts of the week – 28/10/12

October 28, 2012 at 7:45 am

Want to see more shirts?  You need to go here.

Got a favourite polo shirt?  We’d love to see it.  Send your photos to goalholepolo@gmail.com.

Timaru take it to the kids

September 4, 2012 at 8:20 am

You think they would be busy enough with having to organise the 2013 Australasian Hardcourt Bike Polo Championships,  but Timaru Bike Polo have still found time to take bike polo to local primary schools in New Zealand.   This is what Richard Brown had to say.

This is the second school we have taught at.  We leave them a set of mallets and let them go nuts.  This group is doing bike polo as an elective sport on Fridays for a month.  They are from Barton Rural School.

Our goal is have an inter school comp and the week before the Australasian’s have a week long school demo/comp day as we will have the courts set up a week early.

By Richard Brown

Aftermath Teams Selected!

July 31, 2012 at 7:54 am

The Aftermath Bench Tournament will be held in Brisbane on 29 and 30 September 2012.  The six chosen captains recently spent several painstaking days selecting their teams one player at a time.  Here’s how it ended up:

Dasha’s Team


Dasha (Auckland) / Anya (Melbourne) / Carol (Auckland) /  Kiki (Brisbane)
Cooper (Brisbane) / Locky (Sydney) / Rob (Melbourne) / Shane (Brisbane)

Virginia’s Team


Virginia (Sydney) / Daniel (Sydney) / Danny (Melbourne) / Jamie (Brisbane)
Kent (Sydney) / Nick (Brisbane) / Red (Brisbane) / Rupert (Brisbane)

Andrew’s team


 

Andrew (Brisbane/Melbourne) / Ben (Sydney) / Claire (Perth) / Domenico (Brisbane)
Jordan (Brisbane) / Katie (Brisbane) / Ray (Melbourne) / Sam (Melbourne)

Mattie’s team


Mattie (Perth) / Andy (Brisbane) / Benee (Melbourne) / Brook (Sydney)
Lefty Ben (Brisbane) / Scott (Brisbane) / Tsz (Sydney) / Nikki (Sydney)

William’s team


 

William (Melbourne) / Dr Drew (Melbourne) / Erin (London) / Gemma (Melbourne)
Hazel (Auckland) / Mace (Brisbane) / Morgan (Sydney) / Stephen (Sydney)

Ollie & Scottie’s team


Ollie (Brisbane) / Scottie (Perth) / Bennett (Gold Coast) / Damon (Melbourne)
Handsome Rob (Brisbane) / Jack (Sydney) / Mark (Sydney) / Max (Brisbane)

Aftermath Facebook event page is here

By Virginia Castellan

Player Profile #35 – Andrew Forth

July 28, 2012 at 12:10 pm

My favourite memory of Andrew is the Sunday night in Perth (well it was probably Monday morning by then) where we convinced him to go back to his hotel and wake up everyone there to bring them back to the skate bowl for drunken knife fights.  Unfortunately we managed to lose all the balls very quickly so we just threw bottles of water at Rob instead.  Andrew also designed a team shirt that comes close to ours for inappropriateness.  Nice work!  Here’s a little more about Andrew.

City:  Adelaide, Australia

Team:  Happy Endings

Years played:  Three years

Super power:  Destroying bikes

Favourite heckle: Steve:  ”I know that bike can go faster”

Bike:  Kona (bad bike is bad), freewheel with dual brake and 29:18 ratio

Mallet:  Northern Standard shaft with uncapped head with side cut outs

Protection:  Shin guards, elbow guards and brain bucket

What do you love most about bike polo?
Andrew didn’t answer this question so I’m going to say he meant to put “Anyone that comes from Sydney”.  Thanks Andrew!

By Virginia Castellan

If you missed our last player profile on Andy Balcar, you can access it here.

Player Profile #33 – Ned Collins

July 24, 2012 at 8:08 am

Well Ned isn’t just one of the prettiest faces in Australasian bike polo, he is one the reigning Australasian champs.  He is the only player I have ever seen get out of his polo clothes and into a suit for the plane ride home. I personally think there should be more of this.  Here’s a little more about Ned.

City:  Perth, Australia

Team: NASFWG (Not a single fuck was given)

Years played:  10 months

Super power:  Ned was unable to give one, I am going to say it’s hair products

Favourite heckle: Truthful things

Bike:  Eighth Inch Scrambler V3

Mallet:  Fixcraft shaft with uncapped closed sides head

Protection:  Gloves, knee pads, shin guards

What do you love most about bike polo?
It’s bike polo!

By Virginia Castellan

If you missed our last player profile on Nathanael Fournier you can access it here