One of the 2 Stags (cafe) of Timaru, he’s the man who wanted to call himself spatula for Winter Whack III. A calm creature on the court but a murderous hunter in the hills. The kind of person that brings a duck caller to a tournament. Don’t give this man a vu vu zela or any form of amplification. Here’s a little more about Ash.

City: Timaru, New Zealand

Team: Bi Polo

Years played: 8 months

Super power: The ability to blend into the background

Favourite heckle: Any hole’s the goal

Bike: Avanti, freewheel with dual brake

Mallet: Fixcraft shaft with uncapped closed sides head

Protection: My awesomeness and not being retarded

What do you love most about bike polo?
The beer and the ladies

By Ash Ronald and Sam Callander

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